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Spit Spoof: AP Exams Are the Most Therapeutic Time of Year For Students

Spit Spoof: AP Exams Are the Most Therapeutic Time of Year For Students

Denise Vaque, Design Editor May 16, 2022

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. Every May, students across the country prepare to take Advanced Placement exams administered by the College Board in hopes...

Wacky Weather: Hail in South Florida (Spit Spoof)

Wacky Weather: Hail in South Florida (Spit Spoof)

Samantha Elkins, News Editor April 12, 2022

In South Florida, seeing a small, white chunk laying on the grass normally means a golf course lies nearby. Many may find this occurrence annoying, constantly seeing them littered across our communities...

Spit Spoof: The Union of the State Address

Spit Spoof: The Union of the State Address

Valentina Arias, Multimedia Photo Editor March 12, 2022

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. During U.S. President Joseph Biden's hour-long State of the Union Address on Tuesday, March 1, he shared little to no important...

Spit Spoof: Iguana Storm in the Forecast

Spit Spoof: Iguana Storm in the Forecast

Eitan Greenberg, Copy Editor February 11, 2022

With the unbearable polar weather that has been freezing throughout South Florida for the past week, comes iguanas falling from the sky.  It first started on Saturday, when temperatures hit a chilling...

Merry Omicron: How The New Covid-19 Variant Saved the Holidays

Merry Omicron: How The New Covid-19 Variant Saved the Holidays

Valentina Arias, Multimedia Photo Editor January 10, 2022

What joy winter break brought everyone – finally, a break from the stress of school. The only factor that could make the 2021 holiday season even better? The skyrocketing number of COVID-19 cases that...

Spit Spoof: Black Friday Saves the Day

Spit Spoof: Black Friday Saves the Day

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor December 8, 2021

Every year in America after we give thanks for all of the blessings in our lives, we demonstrate our appreciation for Mother Earth with Black Friday shopping. A holiday established by consumerism in America,...

Spit Spoof: New COVID-19 Guidelines for M-DCPS

Spit Spoof: New COVID-19 Guidelines for M-DCPS

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor November 6, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. On Nov. 1, Miami-Dade County Public Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho announced altered COVID-19 guidelines for members...

Spit Spoof: New USPS Owl Service

Spit Spoof: New USPS Owl Service

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor October 18, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. The U.S. Postal Service announced earlier this month that they will be changing their delivery services and pricing for the...

Storms Have Decided to take a Break from Florida and Vacation off the Cabo Verde Islands

Storms Have Decided to take a Break from Florida and Vacation off the Cabo Verde Islands

Jasmine Judge, Design Editor October 5, 2021

June through November are some of the most stressful months of the year for Floridians. The six month long period marks Florida’s grim hurricane season, a time when residents anticipate the next storm...

Spit Spoof: Wildlife Receives an Oil Change

Spit Spoof: Wildlife Receives an Oil Change

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor September 20, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. Everyone needs a pampering session once in a while. Even nature’s finest creations require the occasional sprucing or satisfying...

Spit Spoof: Florida Cuts Spending For Schools That Allow Students to Bring Pencils

Spit Spoof: Florida Cuts Spending For Schools That Allow Students to Bring Pencils

Eitan Greenberg, Copy Editor September 20, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. After the huge success of his ban on masks, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced that he  plans to cut spending for any...

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