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Spit Spoof: New COVID-19 Guidelines for M-DCPS

Spit Spoof: New COVID-19 Guidelines for M-DCPS

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor November 6, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. On Nov. 1, Miami-Dade County Public Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho announced altered COVID-19 guidelines for members...

Spit Spoof: New USPS Owl Service

Spit Spoof: New USPS Owl Service

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor October 18, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. The U.S. Postal Service announced earlier this month that they will be changing their delivery services and pricing for the...

Storms Have Decided to take a Break from Florida and Vacation off the Cabo Verde Islands

Storms Have Decided to take a Break from Florida and Vacation off the Cabo Verde Islands

Jasmine Judge, Design Editor October 5, 2021

June through November are some of the most stressful months of the year for Floridians. The six month long period marks Florida’s grim hurricane season, a time when residents anticipate the next storm...

Spit Spoof: Wildlife Receives an Oil Change

Spit Spoof: Wildlife Receives an Oil Change

Cayetana Jaramillo, Opinion Editor September 20, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. Everyone needs a pampering session once in a while. Even nature’s finest creations require the occasional sprucing or satisfying...

Spit Spoof: Florida Cuts Spending For Schools That Allow Students to Bring Pencils

Spit Spoof: Florida Cuts Spending For Schools That Allow Students to Bring Pencils

Eitan Greenberg, Copy Editor September 20, 2021

This article is purely satirical. None of the information posted is factual. After the huge success of his ban on masks, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced that he  plans to cut spending for any...

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